Excitement can be over stimulating August 17, 2009

Hey it’s may, and boy am i excited for highschool! I know i sound like a stupid freshmen, probably all pumped up on the first day and then bruised up and beaten by the end of the year, but honestly i don’t give a rats ass about it. I think you the reader, should know first off that ava and i have a very wierd relationship. Just because we’re BFF’s doesn’t mean we don’t fight. In fact we fight every single day, including Sundays, although i devote that day to God and all the sad depressing people in the world. Anyways, i can’t wait for school, can’t wait to see Ava, can’t wait for orientation, can’t wait for a lot of stuff! And yes, Ava and i like to torture eachother. It will be extra interesting to see what happens in highschool. You should start expecting some hilarious videos in a couple days, prepare to squeal like my ex-boyfriend did when i told him i was cheating on him ( i wasn’t really because i’m not that sort of person, duuuhhhh, and that squealing part was the only reason i broke up with him and just because i found him rather annoying) and please comment because i spend a lot of time (5 min) giving lots of thought to what i put down and all that. Hope you enjoy this!!!

MayMay

The Beggining. August 15, 2009

So, this is Ava and May here. We are just two sort of average people making a blog.To make a long story short, May and I are going to make this blog popular, then get our own talk show, then meet Oprah, then rally people to go save Africa and Tibet. We are gonna blog about a bunch of teen stuff and funny stuff and high school stuff considering we are entering our first year of high school. We will give updates on the crazy things we get into. Also, we have quite a sense of humor so our blog is probably going to be pretty funny. We will share our daily encounters will crazy people or just plain stupid people. But don’t they make the world go ’round? Sarcasm is our strongest defense against them. With our sarcasm and temper, this blog is sure to entertain you all through our 4 years of high school. Just to give you an idea of what we’re getting into, here are some things from middle school that us soul twins got into.
1. We showed up to math class in hula skirts and coco nut bras just to see everybody’s reaction.
2. We drank 2 liters of soda during one passing period.
3.We taped our classmates stuff to the walls when they left the room.
4. We made our teacher thing she was crazy by buying tiki dolls from hawaii and moving them around the classroom while she wasn’t looking.
5. During a class presentation in spanish class, we felt the need to ask the presenter if they believed that Santa is black. Of course he is. Everybody knows that.
6.We decided to play that one pool game where theres 4 people and they are in teams of 2 and ones on the others back and you try to knock the other team over. I think it’s called chicken fighting or something? But oh yea…it wasn’t in a pool. It was over concrete.
7.We convinced our music teacher that we spoke hindi and agreed to teach a class on it.
8.Cheated in a class game of pictionary.We still lost.
9. We decided we could make a quilt with ease. We failed.

Those are just a few of our mishaps. Trust me there will be way more and they will be waaaay funnier in high school. So keep checking on this blog.